Friday, July 4, 2008

Bite Sized Morsels

Notes from Laura Ingraham:

VOTE POODLE! Finnicky, elitist, entitled...a poodle would be the perfect addition to the Obama family. Put the veep vetting on the back burner for a few weeks, because Barack Obama is in search of a new pooch--and he's taking recommendations. The American Kennel Club is conducting a highly scientific poll on its website where you can weigh in on the best choice for the Obama family pet. Next up: choosing a name. Jeremiah, anyone?

THURSDAY WITH BYRON: In a bid to corroborate, further understand, and clarify Barack Obama's incessant references to his youthful days as a Chicago "community organizer," Byron York traveled to the South Side to speak with former colleagues and witness firsthand the fruits of Obama's labor. Except...there wasn't much fruit to see. In great contrast to Obama's proud reflections, Byron instead heard tales about a youthful political opportunist...and a little less asbestos on the South Side of Chicago

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